Ezúttal idegen nyelveken olvasóimhoz leszek kegyes via sgyori:

Italians and germans speking English

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
An Italian police officer stops them and says: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a
Quattro!"
"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.
"Quattro mean-a four!" the policeman answers.
"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts  "Look at ze dam
paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze  zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to
spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" the Italian says,"He canta comea . He'sa buzy with a two guys in a Fiat Uno."